He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i dont even know how to be here
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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