Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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