just tell him i said nine months
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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