I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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