Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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