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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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