when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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