this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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