I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
someone owes me an orgasm
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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