I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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