Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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