In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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