I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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