you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm having to shit out rocks
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