I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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