it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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