I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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