And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
wow bdsm is so cute
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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