Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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