is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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