I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
In America we eat man semen.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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