can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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