stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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