mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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