He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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