I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
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