jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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