Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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