actually, I'm a sock model
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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