You made me cry and you don't even care
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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