The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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