Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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