god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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