Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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