I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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