If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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