Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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