another moral hangover. fuck.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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