its not stalking. its research.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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