I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
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the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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