Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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