i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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