I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I bet he comes in French.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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