If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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