TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
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I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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