yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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