So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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