another moral hangover. fuck.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
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I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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