Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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