He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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